Andy Lam - Look Out, There’s Something in the SKY!
Friends - I must be brief but I have some tremendous and disturbing news: there is something strange in the sky today! Quick - look out of your window to see if it is happening where you are! Look up. Are there what appears to be large clumps of wool or cotton floating near where you are? Here where I am the sky is full of these floaty things. People are terrified and are running for cover. These objects - which have no obvious means of propulsion - have blocked the sun and are casting great dark shadows on the ground.
These “shadow rays” as I call them proceeded to chase people on the ground. Here all is chaos. Thankfully no one appears to have been killed or injured by these fluffy white attackers (or their shadow minions) but I fear it is only a matter of time. Rest assured that I am working closely with FEDERAL authorities to understand and thwart this attack.
I need to break off now to continue my study or this new enemy and to plan our strategy.
With your best interest always at the front of my mind, I am . . .
ANDY LAM!!
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