Andy Lam - People Love me, they Really REALLY LOVE ME!!
Once upon a time, there was a group of wonderful musicians. They were called Cream. They made music a very long time ago. Fortunately, the music they made has lived on thanks to recordings that were made back in the olden days. I bring all of this up because they made up a song called, “I’m so glad” that is about being glad; and glad is what I am today. Why am I glad? Because people REALLY, REALLY LOVE ME!
How do I know this? Because SO MANY of them come to visit The Lamscape every day. One of the things that I LOVE to do is to try to guess how people have come to visit my site. Good thing for me the INTERNET has all kinds of special things for keeping track of these sorts of details!
Of course there are many, many, many people who simply make visting the site a part of thier daily life. These are the smartest people. Then there are others that visit the site because it is on a site that they visit as a part of their daily life (like digg or the spoof). These people are very wise. Then there are the people who are simply lucky. Lucky people start out by trying to find out something very important and then find me instead! These lucky people are the most interesting.
- One lucky chap wanted to know about masturbate space station. I’m sure he was very happy to read all about the Discovery Space Ship and the Masturbation tornament!
- Someone else was interested in dolphin masturbation. I hope they were able to use what they found!
- Another person was looking for some “hands-on information”: how to maturbate a man demonstrations. I’ll bet some lucky man is happy about that one!
- Some budding scientist needed to know how much does a gallon of orange juice weigh? And who better to ask than ANDY LAM!
- My site saved the day for a comedian looking for jokes about the animal bobcat. The audience must have been in stiches!
- An aspiring athlete was curious about masturbation athletes. I just hope they stay away from the juice!
- A health-conscious searcher wanted to find out more about orange juice and egg white erection dysfunction. Where better to look than the Lamscape?
- This one confused even me a little, why would someone want to know why do hunters hang dogs by collars? If anyone knows, please, do tell!
- I can’t tell you have often I’ve wondered about this - do koalas masturbate? - but I’ve always been to shy to ask one myself.
This is only a small sample of a few of the fortunate paths people have taken to my virtual door. I do note - with some dismay - that people seem to be very curious about masturbation. What do they teach these kids in school these days?
With an answer for everything, I am . . .
ANDY LAM!
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December 18th, 2006 at 4:03 pm
While I’ve mocked and made fun of your posts on Digg (and elsewhere), it is obvious that you’re helping a lot of people. Keep up the good work.